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transmspauling:

if being trans was actually a trendy thing you would think the world would be a safer place for trans women but i suppose not huh

so fucking true

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browningtons:

redeemer—motherfucker:

I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

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